I'm coming back for real this time.
I swear on my grandma's right ass cheek.
The one that's alive.
The grandma, not the ass cheek.

My tablet broke and I've been working on my comic moderately religiously.
It's all story-boarded I've just gotta draw it all out now.
I'm willing to field any questions about it.
Aside from the ending of either act.
'Cause I'm not some fucking douche who likes telling people that James killed Mary.

I'm hopefully moving back to Wisconsin.
Where I can scan shit.
And be around people I actually like rather than old guys who offer to be my sugar daddies.

I was messing around in flash before my tablet broke and my computer took a shit.
Now I'm not messing around in flash.
So there's that.

If you want me to draw you shit I'd be down.
I'd have to do it on paper though and then attempt to find a scanner and do that.
But that's effort.

Do I owe anyone anything that they care about?
I'll send it in the post if anything.
Along with a trinket.


I hope that your heart beats fondly in my memory so that I have people to talk to.